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01 The Official Dad Achievement Poster Letter Challenge Start here. Make the title official. 02 Pirate Treasure Hunt For the lazy dad who still wants to win. 03 The Stuffed Animal Sleepover Easy one. Tiny guests. Big drama. 04 Kid in a Box Because cardboard is undefeated. 05 Reading Because your kid does not care yet. 06 Mini Explorer Boot Camp Your toddler's sense of direction is hilarious. 07 The Baby Gymnastics AKA Tummy Time Olympics. 08 Go Out in the Rain Because why not? 09 The Magic Milk Explosion Science, but make it suspiciously colorful. 10 Practice Failure Play with a toy boat. Learn resilience. Maybe. 11 Kid-Approved Couture The fashion show you did not ask for. 12 Gibberish for Bonding Nobody knows what it means. That is the point. 13 The Indoor Camping Because bugs suck and you love your couch. 14 The Slowest Race Even slow winners need a hype man. 15 Bust Out Your Dance Moves Dignity can wait in the hallway. 16 Tangled String Theory Kiting. It is for the kids. Allegedly. 17 Darkness, Lies, and Exercise Outsmarting lazy kids, lovingly. 18 Dad Meets Van Gogh A messy, regrettable decision. 19 Non-Astronomical Star Gazing Because constellations are overrated. 20 The Vandalism Deluxe Graffiti on the dining table, but make it art. 21 Conquer the Library Check out 10 books, read 1, lose 5. 22 The Great Toy Purge How to not drown in plastic junk. 23 Have a Crazy Hair Day Because dignity is overrated. 24 The Toilet Paper Tower TP is the new Lego. 25 The Crappy Gift Challenge A valuable lesson in disappointment. 26 Picasso Pancakes Because circles are for amateurs. 27 Destroy Okay, just deconstruct. 28 Ice Age Excavation The plastic dinosaur trapped in a popsicle.